Dogs Property Rules --
if I like it, it's mine.
2. if it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. if I can take it from you, its mine.
4. if I had it a little while ago, it's
5. if it's mine, it must never appear to
be yours in any way.
6. if it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. if I saw it first, it's mine.
8. if you are playing with something and
down, it automatically becomes mine.
9. if it's broken or quits squeaking, it's
Unless I want it, then it is mine.